March 2010
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February 2010
4 posts
January 2010
17 posts
A Dream
There I was running around the halls of my former high school (which looked nothing like my former high school, of course), trying to find my way around. But it was like a maze. Everyway I turned led to more and more corridors and doorways. Wait, why was I running again? Oh I remember! I have to pee so bad it hurts my bladder. Also I’m carrying a highly coveted first edition Playboy with...
Smell Yo Dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
OKay, this is the best song I’ve heard. This one rivals Daddy Issues. Maybe it comes from that old Eddie Murphy bit about washing his dick in the sink after cheating on his girl. I would’ve embedded it but that was disabled for some reason. Anyway, I wish I thought of this first.
I can’t tell if this is ripe for a part 2 ala Christian...
Sleeptalkin Man
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
This is hilarious. Some lady writes down all the things her husband says in his sleep. Some of this shit is unbelievable. The “chili in the vagina” kid’s song made me think this might be a joke, but I think it’s real. I’ve said some crazy stuff in my dreams too. My girl told me a while ago that she was going to work and I said,...
